Ну почему же нельзя ничего завозить????
Селёдочка девочки была из морозильника, куда я заботливо год назад спрятала две селедки, котрые мне привезли (официально
) из Украины.
Сейчас будем английским заниматься. Значится так, читать медленно!
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Three men were sitting together bragging
about how they had given their new wives
duties...
Terry had married a woman from Greece.
He bragged that he had told his wife she
needed to do all the dishes and housework.
He said that it took a couple of days but on
the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Italy.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders
that she was to all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had
a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Kiwi girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, laundry and ironing twice a week,
lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot
meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, just enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
and call a handyman.
God Bless New Zealand Women.
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